facebook update

I just created a new username for my facebook page.  Now you can get to it by typing facebook.com/artofzombiemuse .  For some reason "zombiemuse" was already taken as a username.  Not to worry though, as i have thousands of ninja gnomes at my disposal.  They have orders to secure this impostor until my arrival, after which i shall outfit this person with headphones that excrete the shrill sounds of Justin Bieber until his/her ears bleed while forcing them to witness countless episodes of "BJ and the Bear" from the 80s until he/she swallows his/her tongue to stop the madness and end the misery.  i'll keep everyone informed of the progress.